Unlike my fellow GSs, I the GSAA (General Secretary Aprilfools Affairs) have already embarked upon my journey to make this an eventful and pranky year for you all.
As for our first attempt, we received an overwhelming response by 675 odd fools under an hour. Thanks for showing your support ;). Had the PRO not intervened, we would have shown you even better results.
These are some of the excerpts from the IIT Bombay Fools:
I have improved on myself ever since then having full faith in my capabilities and improved my SPI in every semester from 6.11 to 9.83 and became batch topper. So, one of the most important things which IIT gave me is the courage to fight and not give up. I think the same thing applies to cricket.
I was champion of my gali cricket
General Secretary Academic Affairs, Post Grad studies - Mam, Please consider my entry. -:)
3rd position holder in Physics dept. in M.Sc 2009 batch.
Because i hold an important role in MOOD INDIGO and Techfest (Co-ordinator)and elected mess secretary of hostel 12.
"Because iit people have more dynamic behaviour which encourage other guys to make cheer for our team.
met sachin in noida during a promotional event of ambuja cement
he requested to meet him in wc final
"my team finished 2nd in pg cult cricket."
Simply put, I was not born in 1983. I was not there to see it happen in 83. I should at-least see it happen now.
i am not a poltu guy so look for guys like myself too.
"I have secured AIR 30 in IIT JEE and State Rank 1 in MP-PET. Currently my CPI is 9.36 and I am contesting for ECell Manager in corporate Relations.
A cricket-enthusiast that I am, I have ensured that all the matches of the world cup were screened on a High Definition projector without ads in between. Under my initiative, our hostel bought speakers for the purpose of the world cup.
"Because i can explain the science behind it"
I have designed three Add-ons for the Mozilla Firefox web browser, which have over 60,000 downloads so far.
I deserve because I think I can do justice. I deserve it and great patriotic guy present in IITB
Even at the age of 43 years, I had participated in PG sports of IITB in Cricket event, and our Civil engg dept bagged 3rd position.
Ph.D candidate. Published two papers. as played in the H1 cricket team!!
S. Nagar and S. Chakrabarti, Thin Solid Films 518 (2010) 4542-4545.
S. Nagar and S. Chakrabarti, “Evidence of p-doping in ZnO films deposited on GaAs,” European Material Research Society (EMRS) Meeting 2009, Congress Center, Strasbourg, France, June 8-12th, 2009.
whenever i go in the ground india wins.
Wait for the next post to find the entire list of people fooled by the prank... once again Happy April Fool's Day :)
General Secretary April-Fool's Affairs
PS: I am an honour bound and professional GS, and the unprofessionally written third mail was none of my business. Kindly refrain from taking this up in my GBM.
It was foolishness on your part to use google forms, because anyone one like me who was very clear that this was a prank can fill their friends' details without their notice. For example I myself submitted around 4 forms with my friends' details.
ReplyDeleteSo I think it won't be sensible to publish their names ..... instead try to publish some more excerpts .....
cant you just share the whole form as a pdf or something.. so that there's a mapping between the name and the 'sales pitch' :D :D
ReplyDeleteoh! Cricket is so clever! :D
ReplyDeleteFuck off
ReplyDeleteBy reading the mail from PRO it seems that there is a support from this kind of things. So why the hell only u get to do this? Expect even more such fucking things. And I don’t care even I get expelled from IITB.
ReplyDeleteyaa share the whole.. it will be the ultimate fun!!!
ReplyDeleteAs i said... I am an honour bound Gsec.. My aim is not to humiliate people .. just to fool them.. so cant post the whole thing.. as for the rest... Share karo ise ...
ReplyDeleteI guess Shwet got fooled :P
ReplyDeleteReally nice one dude... :P...
ReplyDeleteultimate masti :D
ReplyDeletea comment from my admirer......
ReplyDeleteYou should understand that your your using the acronym GSAA which usually refers to Academic Affairs may lead people to believe that it is an official mail. You already are liable to action for phishing and hacking the PRO's account. Don't try to cover up under the guise of April Fools etc. Phishing and Hacking are criminally punishable offences.
Just stop this nonsense before this goes out of control
Murthy..
ReplyDeleteyour lines were superb....
BTW
I will request the prankster to put all those quote before valfi starts... this will make profile reading more funnier...
@Dear R*j*t, K*S**, M****S* n H*******, (Fantastic Four)
ReplyDeleteYou should understand that you're using the acronym GSAA which usually refers to Academic Affairs may lead people to believe that it is an official mail. You already are liable to action for phishing and hacking the PRO's account. Don't try to cover up under the guise of April Fools etc. Phishing and Hacking are criminally punishable offenses.
Just stop this nonsense before this goes out of control
hiii
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